Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018

Filthy Tom

When one’s body fluids lands upon one’s glasses, curls, and or beard

Boy she went crazy last night, had me walking out like a filthy Tom

by pppppoooiffdd June 28, 2024

Tomming

When one poops in public places

Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.

by Tming October 8, 2022

tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you

" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"

by Mac and cheese master December 9, 2017

tom romanowski

Someone who makes way too many suicidal jokes to be mentally stable and thinks he’s funny but not really.

Wow you are such a Tom Romanowski

by I Don’t Know1324 October 7, 2020

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019

tom wiggo

Absolute cunt

You heard about Tom wiggo? He's an absolute cunt

by The man, the myth, the hero February 18, 2018