Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
Get the san diego top hatmug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
Get the Muffin topmug. A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
Get the Sharpener Topmug. by queermunculus October 24, 2023
Get the tippy topmug. Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"
by ibishum February 21, 2025
Get the Tippy Topmug.