Tom stubbs

Absolutely utter cunt

Mate:who’s that new guy Tom stubbs
Friend: He’s a bitch stay away

by Kenzgang69420 December 5, 2018

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Tom

A 12 year old boy with osgood shlatters and a big forehead who tends to be attracted to people with red glasses

“I’m such a tom” said the boy

by Harry weir October 24, 2019

Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018