It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.
"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."
by WannabeJoeU1day December 10, 2019
Off top I'm trying to go to this party.
"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top
I can do that for you off top
Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top
"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top
I can do that for you off top
Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top
by pcbirdn November 14, 2020
Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.
“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”
“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”
“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”
by Davofromthelocal May 13, 2018
by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024
The fluffy, poofy hair on top of a dog’s head, most commonly seen on a poodle, that brings height to the head and makes it look extra round
by Poodylover1234 November 18, 2023
The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 04, 2024