Super straight

Gay furry

“I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
“Hell yeah! (Makes out)”

by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023

straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014

Straight Twinkies

A set of two.

Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023