Baltimore Slipper

When your girl is giving you an amazing blow job right before you’re abour to cum, she slides a finger up your ass.

My side piece gave me a Baltimore Slipper while we were in Baltimore, she’s the best.

by Jay Puff $ February 18, 2019

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019

depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

Half Slipped Out Nob

When you're inside with protection, and you pull out real quick, then half your raw nob is out of the condom

He’s pregnant because I got a half slipped out nob

by Dirty nob January 11, 2020

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Deal Slips

A reference to women’s loafers regarded for their ability to attract those wearing “Deal Sleds”. Deal Slips by nature are open heel loafers and may or may not have faux fur.

Stilettos are for Saturday night. Deal Slips are for attracting Deal Sleds at happy hour.

by boyjr10 September 1, 2020