hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"

"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"

by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016

Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.

"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"

by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022

Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011