Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 April 04, 2016

poo poi

A purple paste for eating in foreign countries

Pass us some Poo Poii m8

by Millie002 February 18, 2017

poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

peek a poo

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff

person 1: hey bro have u listened to peek a poo
person 2: nah that shit weird asf

by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021

Peek-a-Poo

During intercourse, your girlfriend, without warning, sticks her finger in your (preferably) virgin butthole.

While Ms. K and I were getting it on last night, she gave me my first Peek-a-Poo!

by TarotChick82 June 13, 2021

giggle poo

Cute and giggly name for almost pooping yourself while happy

I pooped as I laughed I am now a giggle poo

by Catcat12387658 October 18, 2013