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Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
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Spicy-Pockets

When a female's period blood soaks into the seat of her pants without her noticing until she puts her hands in her back pockets and pulls back bloody finger tips.
"Sophie reached for her keys and found she has spicy-pockets. It looked like a murder scene."
by Rudra McSeain December 30, 2017
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pocket takis

Takis that are pulled out of a mysterious pocket.
"I don't know where Matt gets all of his pocket takis from"
by 7532 February 13, 2018
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back pocket full of corn

“That food was so good man.”
“Really?”
Back pocket full of corn
by jennoah October 24, 2022
mugGet the back pocket full of cornmug.

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.
Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.
by Blu_leef February 15, 2024
mugGet the Mountain Dew & Hot Pocketsmug.

Pussy pocket

Tired of carrying a purse everywhere with you? Your skinny low-rise Y2K jeans don't have real pockets? Well, you're in luck, because vaginas are nature's pockets/ purses. The pussy pocket isn't a product, it is just another name for the vagina, to highlight its undervalued functionality as a form of carry-on luggage.
"Ugh! I can't fit my MetroCard and coke baggie into my teeny tiny Baby Phat mini skirt's rhinestone pockets!"

"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."
by rchkrr June 11, 2021
mugGet the Pussy pocketmug.

Pocket Docking

Pocket docking is the act similar to docking in a sexual context.

The “Pocket” variation is when one of the persons involved in the docking has transitioned from male to female. As they once had a penis and now have a vagina, creating a “pocket” (crude term for vagina).
Ben and John wanted to try Pocket Docking after the success of Ben’s transition surgery.
by Tonnesofanarchy388 April 12, 2024
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