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Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.
Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.
by sidewalks February 2, 2015
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video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 9, 2021
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clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.
Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"
by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018
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whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps
Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.
by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
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internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.
Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
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Pants

Someone who refers to Heroin by the slang name “pants”.

Pants is slang for down, down is slang for H, H is slang for horse and finally horse is slang for Heroin.
“Hey dude, youre pants are Down”

“Hey bruh, I wanna get down tonight can I buy some pants?”

Heroin addict approaches a heroin dealer “do you have any pants?”

Dealer: “I obviously do in this baggie that’s full of heroin”.

parachute pants!”.
by Sydetracked November 1, 2019
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Pants

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants
by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023
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