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Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013
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Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina
"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"
by Lewisville Slugger December 29, 2024
mugGet the Cock Pocketmug.

tang pockets

The spot behind your teeth when you drink something tangy
Gees Antonio, my tang pockets are stinging me
by Bonez0205 April 20, 2018
mugGet the tang pocketsmug.

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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Pocket Rocket

1. A pita pocket filled with rocket lettuce available at Australian restaurant chain Grill'd.
2. Slang for dildo.
by scarletDisco September 21, 2025
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the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
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Hot Pocket

by Catpowa February 21, 2015
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