Fizz-Job 

Eating a bag of poprocks then preforming oral sex while the poprocks are "popping".

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a fizz-job last night"
"Really?"
"Yea, it felt like an erotic science fair project!"

Fizz-Job by GuardNo3 February 19, 2009

snort job 

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

hulk job

a very bad hand job

MARK: dude, she totally gave me a hulk job

TOM: o dude im never hitting that

hulk job by micheal fleischman October 3, 2009

Bean Job 

Similar to a Blow Job (BJ) but for a woman...either oral or manual stimulation of the clitoris, similar to oral stimulation of the penis.

Michele gets so horny thinking about the bean job from Steve.

Bean Job by Chase1966 December 28, 2009

low job 

To be discreetly jerked off under a table. (Usually occurrs in public)

Last night while playing spades that slut to my left gave me a baller low job.

low job by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010

lol job 

THe man tells you funny jokes and you try not to laugh while you suck his dick

Guy 1: Dude, totally got a lol job last night from emma
Guy 2: how was it?!?!
Guy 1: Well, i think it was good. I made her laugh, but then she gagged all over me.

lol job by G-zus1234 January 9, 2011

Cottle-job.

A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.

Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"

Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."

Cottle-job. by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011