De-Facebook 

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-Facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-Facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-Facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: Yo that girl screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-Facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

De-Facebook by J Prigs January 6, 2008

post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

post bday facebook drought by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

fuck facebook 

Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together

"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful

Do you have a facebook you should add me..

Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho

fuck facebook by freespiritfreemind September 15, 2013

english(pirate) language on facebook. 

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

english(pirate) language on facebook. by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

That Guy on Facebook 

That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.

I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.

"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."

That Guy on Facebook by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011

Annoying Facebook Girl 

The girl that does the duck face in every picture. The girl that always posts the emo lyrics from whatever song she happens to be listening to in a status update. The girl that gets a new boyfriend, tells everybody how great he is, and breaks up with him 2 weeks later. The girl that posts way too many pictures of her feet. The girl that posts hot bikini pics all over her wall and then complains about all the people perving on her. The girl with the black and white and/or sepia photos of her face.
You know the girl.

Annoying Facebook Girl: lady gaga is the teh bestttttttt <3 she isso deeeeeeppp<3

Annoying Facebook Girl by Rabees August 4, 2011

New Facebook 

Absolute Shit

New Facebook

New Facebook by Loloolollloolllllololol October 22, 2008