Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

140 gumtree drive

driving your car into a gumtree at 140 km per hour

"I just lost full custody man, gonna take the ute down 140 gumtree drive."

by frederick finkle June 22, 2025

Christopher mills drive special

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose

Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special

by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025

Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.

by Mike109999 September 9, 2025

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025