confuzzled 

To be so confused, your brain goes fuzzy

Boy 1: "...so then when my bike crashed, I fainted, and the first thing I said to the people staring at me was 'I'm so confuzzled right now.' "
Girl 1: "Can I get a RIP in the chat?"

confuzzled by PotatoplayZ March 5, 2019

Confusioned 

Your really confused and your drunk

Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned

Confusioned by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 9, 2019

Confuzzled 

Being Very Confused And Very Depressed At The Exact Same Time

Man, I am so confuzzled today...

Confuzzled by N_E_R_V_E March 11, 2019

Confucked 

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.

Dude, I’m so confucked right now...

Confucked by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019

confuming 

the art of being confused and fuming at the same time, but not being able to work out if your confused for being fuming at something, or fuming for finding yourself confused with a situation

I was confuming that I didn't get an invite - we've been best friends for years.
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group

confuming by fuckadoodledo March 25, 2019

CONFATTS 

when you misspell "congrats"

is low-key cuter than congrats, mostly used among twitter stan accounts

viv: "confatts!"
me: "did you mean to write confatts?"
viv: "congrats!*"
me: "i kinda liked confatts"
viv: "confatts is our thing now"
me: "I'm putting it on urban dictionary"

CONFATTS by mirreburreorre March 25, 2019

Confuckled 

When you’re both confused, and fucked.

You’ve been confuckled Batman!

Confuckled by bib4321 April 2, 2019