Bum Cum

When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.

Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.

by B.ucum August 26, 2021

Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 7, 2019

bumming booses

Bumming booses is putting pretzel sticks up each others urethra. It hurts like hell.

Friend 1: Bumming booses is a hard thing to do with a small penis.
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!

by The_Real_Boi May 29, 2018

Bummed

A few pints down

"anyone about?"
"yeah yeah, I'm already bummed with the boys"

by Inebriati July 11, 2021

Bum fun

Its something boys like you do to each other because your such a sicko homo and because in truth a girl wouldn't touch you anyway

Its not bum fun unless over 7 inches up

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

bum chigger

for someone or something to be irritating, ugly, or an overall bad thing

“you’re a bum chigger”

by stick.bug June 5, 2021