Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.

MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP

by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

chris and umme

awwwwww! A couple made in heaven!

Person 1: chris and umme just look so cute together!

Person 2: totes!

by big dickie thomas April 7, 2023

Chris Nose

A Chris nose is a Chris with a very big nose and he does the dance to tell me when to go and he is a maybe even a bum and he will scream hard on it.

He is a Chris nose.

by TheGreatestBitchAlive July 26, 2023

Chris

he is a funny ass person who will do anything just to make you smile

ayy wssp hallo if dis is me class mate then wssswspppppps chris

by chrisyyy teeehheeee January 20, 2020

Chris

The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂

Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv

by Tmgggggg April 16, 2019

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020