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teaser bitch

A.) A female canine in heat that provides sexual stimulus for a male canine in the purpose of sperm collection.

B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.
A.) Wow, that's a lot of sperm, you really liked that teaser bitch, didn't you, Fluffy? Yeah, you did..yeah. Good doggie.

B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!
by sovietpower April 9, 2005
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Bitches On Fire

an exclamitory phrase meaning Damnit or shit!
Tom and Ted playing with matches

ted: Dont holdd it too long youll get burnt

tom: nah!!

tom(Getting burnt) : Ouch BITCHES ON FIRE!!!!
by Mr rm125 June 15, 2009
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Bitch Rack

The seats in the rear of a vehicle.
I've called shotgun, you'll have to go on the Bitch Rack.
by AhYeaah78 October 16, 2009
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Bitch Fix

Using a quick fix preferably sex or a fancy gadget to overcome a break up or heartache especially to get rid of that loser feeling that can ruin your weekend.
Jane: Si, that bastard dumped me again

Lee: and what you’re gonna do now?

Jane: Get a brazilian wax and dial my bitch fix!
by myetwin January 8, 2011
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Killin' Bitches

A slang term indigenous to Lower Alabama and Parts of Chicago referring to playing Halo2 and later versions on XBOX Live.
Person 1: I'm Soooo tired.

Person 2: What'd you do last night?

Person1: I was up late Killin' Bitches.

Person 2: you win?

Person 1: yup

Person 2: Bunch of Noobs
by hairbag January 25, 2011
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Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011
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Bitch Arm

When cuddling (especially spooning), it's the bottom arm that you don't know where to put.
I love spooning, but I'm glad I'm never the big spoon (spooner), I hate having a bitch arm !
by Cuddlesxoxo April 26, 2011
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