Meat ridin

To always start joking someone constantly

Dis dude always meat ridin me

by Jiwubwwhiwuesisisisijsinsh8xid May 27, 2020

meat cape

The giant layer of back fat on the morbidly obese, which impedes the ability to sit back in any seat of any kind.

"Yo, who Precious wearin' last night at the Oscars?"
"I don't know but that meat cape was on!"
"It looked like she had 50 gallons of chocolate pudding riding piggy back."

by pseusie March 7, 2010

Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

by Sangre Meum June 1, 2010

Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

meat sissy

Some people are not up for the game of rock and roll. Meat sissy defines a human very viable of having a great time. A meat sissy invites friends over, doesn’t answer their phone for a few hours. Upon arrival of these invited friend, meat sissy is in the shower, hiding their face from the fun life.
Don’t be a meat sissy.

Arian: chiling in Rio! Wanna come through?

Sara: Yis!!!

(Sara calls Arian a numerous amount of times and shows up at Arians with friends)

Arian: (in shower hiding)

Sara: Arian is such a meat sissy

by AmberSoovani:) April 14, 2019

Meat Castle

Homosexuals on steroids that love the word "Meat"

I left the gym cause there were Meat Castles everywhere and I don't get down like that.

by Whatitiswhatitdo93 November 30, 2014

Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017