What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.
Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school
Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school
guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck
by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024
Get the Middle school sex mug.All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.
Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.
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someone who makes people trust them and then stabs them in the back, talks shit about them, and tries to make their life hell, she's a stupid rumor spreading hoe bag who desperately needs a self-check DO NOT trust her.
someone who makes people trust them and then stabs them in the back, talks shit about them, and tries to make their life hell, she's a stupid rumor spreading hoe bag who desperately needs a self-check DO NOT trust her.
skank. "This person is my friend, and they trust me but I'm a little bit -AnGwY- (Boo fucking Hoo) so I'm going to spread rumors about someone cause I'm toxic and a bitch"
person 1. "EW you hoe bag"
person 2. "she's FS pulling a middle school girl"
person 1. "EW you hoe bag"
person 2. "she's FS pulling a middle school girl"
by livandyourmom April 26, 2025
Get the middle school girl mug.(talking abt the one in doral fl idk abt the others) this school is basically filled with racist, homophobic retards that want to find ur personal info ALL the fucking time. been here since last year for 6th grade and i already wanna kill myself. fuck this school and fuck ms martinez (the critical thinking mf that glazes her daughter) 🤦
by no one u need to know of May 1, 2025
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upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.
downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.
full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.
downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.
full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.
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by Arne6764 June 7, 2025
Get the Forsythe Middle School mug.a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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