Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

Alsakian Snow rider

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.

That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider

by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 1, 2019

grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019

selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.

I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ

¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨

by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019

Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019