Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

smart retard

a smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up

Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure

by Topside88 January 5, 2019

Mega Retard

Some re re that likes spaghetti too much.

Jeez man, Griffin Rowell is such a Mega Retard. Over there with his friccin spaghetti.

by Big Boi Billeee March 18, 2019

HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

Holy retard that is retarded

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019