Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potatomug. 1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.
2. To describe poor quality.
2. To describe poor quality.
by BallShifter January 21, 2017
Get the Potatomug. Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
Get the Baked potatomug. Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.
I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
Get the Potatoesmug. A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
Get the instant mashed potatoesmug. by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019
Get the Potatomug. 