Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

farmer pants

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public

Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.

by spookmullett February 21, 2020

Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

America's Pants

Mexico. References the fact that it's geographically directly below the USA. Similar to America's hat, the term for Canada.

Canada: America's hat
Mexico: America's pants

by not a normal man April 10, 2025

Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name

"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"

by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011