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banana

It's only the coolest fucking fruit in this god damn plant you won't find a better fucking fruit any wear else
Bro 1:hay man can I have that banana

Bro 2: fuck ya ma
by TheTruthLama February 27, 2015
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The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
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Banana Holder

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.
You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.
by Devil Dude December 25, 2023
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Electric Banana

A dildo used by Asian American women.
The neighbors always know when Kim is using her electric banana.
by Horndiggity June 28, 2019
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Banana Pi

The title of a contemporary artwork by a maverick artist, with the number π in different typefaces and fonts randomly spread out on the skin of a banana, whose starting price at an upcoming auction is forecast to be at least US$3.14 million.
A billionaire felon who’s recently pardoned for his years-long crypto crimes is rumoured to be a potential buyer of “Banana Pi,” with the plan to donate it to a presidential library.
by Numerati November 1, 2025
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Gray Banana

An occurrence which happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and then falls asleep with the penis still inserted in the vagina. When the male wakes up, his penis is now flaccid and soggy due the amount of moisture put on it all night. This leaves it half - curved and with a grayish tint, as that of a banana
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were so tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but we fell asleep so I woke up with a gray banana!
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Banana vacuum

Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas
“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”
by WrinkleShower1 February 17, 2021
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