Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin

I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023

Botulism Special

A snack, usually a sandwich or a wrap, that comes prepackaged for your dining convenience at the commissary which leaves you with diarrhea

I always forget that the botulism special wrecks my asshole an hour after I eat it. I've got to stop forgetting my lunch.

by ManEatingFish July 13, 2022

The Special

When someone rubs there hand on their scrotum or anus and puts it on someone’s body, possessions, or food. Make sure before you commit this ancient torture method, you say “ Hey man, you know we’re friends, right?

I gave dean the special by putting my sweaty asshole on an airhead and fed it to him.

by Chris got it May 10, 2022

Ocampo special

Taking a mans balls and making them disappear in your mouth while jerking him off until he blows on your face!

I will take the ocampo special

by Big121 July 30, 2017

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021