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Jake

Don't be a Jake
by notjakenihei November 2, 2021
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Jake Paul

A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails
you are as bad as jake paul
by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018
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Jake paul

A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.
Person1:Why are you so happy

Person2:I watched jake Paul’s vlog
by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018
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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.
A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.
by DerpGod January 16, 2022
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Jake

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake
by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020
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Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib
Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY
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