crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.

Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.

by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020

Crack Juice

Really Sweet Juice,usually made with koolaid and alot of sugar

Granny's Crack Juice was soo good,I think she used a little TOO much sugar this time
Me: girl that's literally what crack juice is

by ninigotbandz April 1, 2024

crack em

When one snorts a line of cocaine, the term 'crack em' is used to define this action it is slang Australian term for performing this action.

' hey mate lets go crack em'

' you cracked em before you came for sure mate'

by Meeeee8 April 3, 2016

YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE

koromaru is cracked at fortnite

koromaru: cranks fucking 90s in fortnite
Akihiko: YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE

by flmadegabe March 19, 2024

Crack shot Connor

A person who specialises in sniping, typically sniping people out of aerial vehicles like biplanes or helicopters. This can also apply to an interesting spin on sniping such as drag shots or no scoping.

That snipe was a Crack shot Connor shot

by 3crownedprince February 23, 2024