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Chris

A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.
He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016
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Chris cherian

Oh yea you know that chris cherian fella, stupid paki
by Christianchan May 11, 2022
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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Chris Mic

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her
Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?
by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020
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CHRIS BACA

some really zesty guy whose fr in love w playboi carti w all of his soul frrr.

he 17, live w his ma, don't got a job, and mah boi js plays video games.
but hey, atleast he luhv God n Jesus fr.
CHRIS BACA is really zesty.

FR?

yeah.
by sullyfrommikewazawski May 30, 2023
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Chris and Olivia

The Best Couple in the Universe. May break up like a thousand times but will alwayssss get back together. Very Toxic but it works.
They’re such a “Chris and Oliviacouple.
by Imjustawriterrguys July 3, 2024
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Chris

Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
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