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phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation November 12, 2015
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Pants

Something that hides your dick. But it’s optional in the bed. 😏
James: hey man why aren’t you wearing pants.
Ben: because there a waste of time.
by TheWolf821 April 30, 2021
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Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.
Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.
by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024
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santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.
Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
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passionate pants

partner of super hot sexy cool pretty famous lit epic cute funny hilarious SKR popular buff muscley witty smart intelligent person
Passionate Pants: Will you marry me? Please say yes you are so epic!

Partner: yeah sure ig.
by fortniteluver420 March 8, 2021
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skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.
don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops
by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018
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Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane
Wow he’s really panting around!
by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019
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