Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

EGG

A word used to describe someone foolish in a joking manner

Me: OMG Eva, you're such an egg
Eva: I know you are but what am I?

by egg22 October 24, 2022

Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022