death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 07, 2017

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 08, 2017

death glare

look of death, also to be affiliated with death stare. but a glare is not a stare, so it's a death stare on a short period.

Aaron: i really love KFC
chicken: *death glare*
Swahili Bastardizations: wow man look at that chicken death glaring at u
Aaron: WE NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!
chicken army: *death glare*
just a nigga with a rocketlauncer: Don't worry boys i got this
and they lived happily ever after...

by don't use your real name twat January 09, 2017

pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 05, 2021

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 03, 2012

Cringed to Death

When something gets popular, and starts showing up in cringe-worthy videos, games, etc... just to attract little kids. Often happens to actually good things like Among Us, Poppy Playtime, Alphabet/Number Lore, etc...

Good things being cringed to death is a serious problem that the internet needs to stop.

by linkyboi October 29, 2023

The Duke of Death

The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command

Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine

by intorec July 24, 2022