Reverse Baptism

Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.

Bro, I went to wipe and got hit with a full reverse baptism. I need therapy.

by Pete Heski June 19, 2025

Reverse dinosaur

Is a man that has long arms but not enough cock to grab talk about short Cummins

Reverse dinosaur meaning Short dick syndrome

by Darksidecountry August 13, 2023

REVERSE INSERT

BUTT EXCEPTION

MARK, you need to do a REVERSE INSERT of your DICK as it hurts too much but ANAL ALAN I am here to give a PEDOPHILE TRAUMAUCKING and you admit it FLAMBOYANTLY you being a PUSH PEDOPHILE BUT I am an EXCEPTION , I KNOW, " that is why precisely , I WON'T , "now SQUEAL!!!!

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

Reverse dementia

When a person is tripping balls on psychedelics and you convince them that they are living in a figment of their mind and that they are really in a coma with a family and grandchildren waiting for them to wake up

Damo looks like he's about to shake hands with god, let's go see if we can give him reverse dementia

by CrustyCrumbs November 8, 2025

reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!

Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(

by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022

Reverse Ass Rape

Verb. When you poop so hard and it’s solid enough that it’s like being ass raped but in reverse.

I ate the pound hamburger at Fudd Ruckers and it was so good going down, but it was reverse ass rape after digestion.

by LightFoe January 22, 2025

Reverse Helicopter

A very difficult sexual position where the man put his dick in between the woman’s teeth and the man goes in the air and the woman flies his around in a circle.

I reverse helicoptered Debra.

by ballsack93 November 8, 2022