man the dolphin

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009

man-driff

When a man busts a huge load into a woman's hair after receiving oral sex, and not telling her about it. After it dries in her hair and scratches it, it flakes off, causing "man-driff."

Caiti had some terrible man-driff after prom with Chritian, Saturday night.

by marvo1212 April 16, 2010

Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.

A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."

by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010

Man Standard

To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...

He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.

by MatthewKeen May 25, 2009

Man Taters

Male boobs, usually meant to represent larger men that have boobs that are similar to what could be found on a female.

Look at the man taters on that guy!

by methodtsi December 28, 2010

grunge man

A smoker of the best buds smoked.

One who induldges in the finest bud -grunge bud

this blue diesel is will satisfy even the pickest grunge man

by kath955 January 1, 2011

Man Nest

What a man is left with when his girlfriend moves out and takes her mattress with her. This can be made up off pillows, covers, blankets, and what other comforting material is left accessible in the dwindling apartment.

My girlfriend just moved out so I'm not looking for anything serious, but if you want to come back to my Man Nest, I could show you a good time ;)

by BangTHEdragan April 5, 2011