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Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
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Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012
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Post Jumpscare Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is the 10 minutes after a horrific jumpscare where nothing feels real and you are in a trance-like state.
Caseoh was experiencing Post Jumpscare Syndrome after a jumpscare in the horror game he was playing.
by Minnevan October 23, 2025
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.
Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”
by Ig:finna_ooga_booga_xd September 6, 2018
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Post-Pump Clarity

The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.
Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.
by Alon69420 September 19, 2025
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Twitter Posting

A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.

The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.
Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?
by Octagonal Revolver March 11, 2024
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