Facebook Friend Decon

the act of cleaning out friends on facebook

Steve did his yearly Facebook friend decon and wiped out almost 800 people

by Musky94 October 23, 2011

facebook mind fuck

When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.

facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"

unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...

by Izzytheshizzy December 29, 2011

facebook group kathy

Does everything a Karen would do at a store or restaurant with wanting to speak to a manager about the upmost ridiculous shit.

Oh great, Facebook Group Kathy is probably going to report our comments to the group administrators to get me kicked out.

by Butch Prophesies May 4, 2020

Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder

A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."

by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011

Facebook Chat blue balls

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

Facebook Official Info Tab

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT

Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.

by Goooooooo July 20, 2010