A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.
Person 1: *extremely focused, playing shooter*
Person 2: you forgot something Person 1: *dies in game* ECK FUCKING SCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU. DERAIL MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT