Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

dick talk!

A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.

guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do

guy 1: dick talk!

*conversation continues regarding penises*

by BatmanZoe August 5, 2014

dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

by OICU812 September 12, 2008

xanax dick

When you take so many benzos that you cant get it up

"Yo, I tried to hook up with Sally last night but I got the xanax dick and she bailed"

by SenorKnowledge November 3, 2013

outside dick

dick other than ur mans dick.

Cheryl fell in love wit the outside dick, n left her man.

by Heather n Chelsea June 7, 2004

Dick Bag

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.

1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph

by Greg June 23, 2004