America's Time of Death

Noon on January 20, 2001.

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

by Publius0987 August 6, 2025

Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!

How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week

by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.

bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"

by phillyjim January 31, 2009

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

Death Proof

A radical movie released in 2007 by Quentin Tarantino, with a cool plot, soundtrack, and special effects. The story is a tad bit jumped, but it’s my favorite movie!! It is also referenced in the web series EVERYMAN HYBRID, as Evan Myers is seen wearing a DEATH PROOF cap (same cap i own), and a shirt with the death proof car logo on it.

Me: Death Proof is Radical and underrated!!!!!

by Utter_Lozer November 11, 2024

Death Whistle

When someone is sucking your dick and they proceed to use it as a whistle causing it to inflate and explote.

My friend's girlfriend death whistled him and his Dick exploded

by Puripupu April 1, 2024