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david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.
"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"
by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay
Woah David is sooo gay.
by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021
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cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters
by sike mfker February 14, 2023
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David

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him
David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.
by David has a big dick March 26, 2023
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David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.
“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”
by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025
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David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)
by useless12736 November 20, 2021
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