cunt tease

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.

Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.

by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006

cunt crawlers

pubic lice, often referred to as "crabs", that are hanging out on a female's genitalia.

Krystal wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't want to catch her cunt crawlers.

by havabadah July 9, 2009

cunt wig

A hairpiece for the vagina. A fake bush of sort when the original has gone bald.

"Did you hear that she had cancer and had to have kemo?"

"Yeah, I heard her cooch was pre-teenish and she needed a cunt wig to pass for 14 years old"

by sweedishcheez March 29, 2010

cunt hill

The hill of flesh that usually appears on elderly and/or overweight women above the vagina.

"Whoa. Look at your great aunt. She has a cunt hill."

by kellymac October 19, 2009

Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 10, 2009

cunt high

A South West London term used to suggest a level of height or to refer to oneself when a child.

Being an Oompa Loompa must be tough, being cunt high for life has got to be a challenge. Or, Last time I was here I was cunt high.

by dukeofearlsfield January 14, 2011

Cunt Rattle

A sudden burst of trapped air from the vagina. Somtimes known as a fanny fart.

Paaaarrrrrpppp! "My goodness Sophie was that your bottom that made that awfull noise?" "No Alexandria it was a Cunt Rattle"

by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010