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CHOC-TOP

when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth
the guy gave her a nasty choc-top
by verybickboy November 1, 2018
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top>

she is wearing top>
by noene December 6, 2021
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Top 100%

Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".
"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably
by Zaberu March 9, 2024
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Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.
Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.
by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021
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dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
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