The condition in which someone you like gets into a relationship with someone else, which then leads to stalking your crush's significant other's Facebook page, usually in sadness and narcissism.
"My girl got together with another guy. I went through his Facebook page to see how horrible he is."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
by Judennan July 12, 2014
Does everything a Karen would do at a store or restaurant with wanting to speak to a manager about the upmost ridiculous shit.
Oh great, Facebook Group Kathy is probably going to report our comments to the group administrators to get me kicked out.
by Butch Prophesies May 05, 2020
by Musky94 October 23, 2011
A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
by BeauFIDAWG June 14, 2011
when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
by BallsyAndBlue December 06, 2010
an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
by SimpsonXL September 10, 2008
When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT
Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.
by Goooooooo July 20, 2010