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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.
by The name is D January 26, 2016
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american soft taco

The main ingredient is usually beef, pork, chicken, or turkey muscles, or a combination of meats and poultry.
Hey Robbie, are you bringing the American Soft Taco's to the cook out?
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Go American

To initiate a killing spree on random or semi-random people, using a gun.
The school was always a peaceful place until the day Cody the incel decided to Go American.
by Stackramoni January 11, 2024
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American Water Torture

Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.
by BIg daddy 49 March 1, 2021
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south american bam bam

Snorted a Kilo of South American bam bam last night, I think I died
by BobbyDylanOpus February 22, 2022
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