Crushed mary

A fucking terrifying vocaloid song (in my opinion)

Brandon listened to crushed mary yesterday. He had a heart attack and cried. Lmao

by goobersnooner April 19, 2024

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.

My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."

" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"

by Shadi Raven May 7, 2024

mary jane

a short definition of the word and substance marijuana

friend: what were you doing yesterday?
me: i was doing that Mary jane

by mah-di-wanna May 10, 2024

Mary Jane

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

by yobobfye May 13, 2024

Maris

The prettiest, most intelligent girl out there. If you ever meet a Maris, keep her! She changes your life forever. She is the most charismatic and has strong emotions. She often lets her emotions control her situations, however, she is the most empathetic person and will drop everything for you.

"Maris is coming, act cool"

by workitqueeen May 14, 2024

Dirty Anne-Marie

When you laugh so hard you pee.

Yo bro! I heard you did a dirty Anne-Marie yesterday!

by Dozencrowd May 21, 2024