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Cone Man

An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.
Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"

Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)
by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020
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Bepis Man

A weirdly tall creature that drinks Bepis.
Along with being very nice to everyone around them, making everyone want to be their friend
“Hey is that a celebrity?”

“No it’s a Bepis Man, everyone likes him”.
by UviRabbit July 21, 2020
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Drug Man

Mitchell. Mitchell is the true drug man. Always has been, always will be.
Mitchell: I am the true Drug Man. It’s still $15 a gram bitch.
*zips up fly*
by suryothomere August 11, 2020
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Mouse Man

A small man who live inside your computer mouse and gets aroused whenever you use the mouse.
I heard intense moaning from my Mouse Man after i got 10 cps.
by shortgiraffe024 August 31, 2020
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$600 Man

Person who collected the $600 a week unemployment bonus during the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak in the USA. In most cases the $600 Men earned more money to stay home than they did working. Most spent the extra money on beer and fireworks hosting loud parties that kept all of the peasants who still had to work up all night.

The saying is in reference to the "$100 man" from the movie "Gangs of New York" in which a person could get out of military service by paying $100. This indicated a higher social status. Much like the $600 man today is paid more to do nothing than all the poor chumps who still have to work to support the country he mooches off of.
Look at that guy loading his truck up with a 30 pack on a Wednesday night, he must be a $600 man.
by JSved June 29, 2020
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Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
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Renaissance Mans

An individual who actively studies and/or engages in several practices/crafts/trades which would generally be incongruent with one another, therefore not only making the feat of accomplishing mastery in multiple fields being impressive, but also the seemingly unusual combination in which those fields come together. This modern term is derived from the Renaissance polymath Leonardo Da Vinci, who achieved legendary status in the practices of painting, sculpting, inventing, engineering, anatomy, and architecture.
“I heard he’s in a lot of different bags.”

“Yeah, I saw him at the after party last Friday night dropping acid with a model and the next day he was at the opera with his grandma.”

“A renaissance mans, still.”
by Cantpimpmyrideitsalreadypimped September 18, 2020
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