bro-job

Occurs when two doods, or completely straight guy friends hold a job at the same establishment at the same time.

Peter- Dood, I got a job at Petco.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.

by SomTawyer June 18, 2011

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

snow job

a means of exterminating someone in a professional manner as a contract killer (a.k.a, putting them on "ice", killing them in "cold blood")

So, this little snow job would cost us $1,000? Remember, this guy is not allowed to testify.

by Joseph Kielbasa June 2, 2003

Blow Job

When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.

I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed.

It was the best blow job I had ever had.

I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.

by I.just.love.it April 5, 2009

blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not

Mmmm salty!

by Jen November 10, 2003

italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

by drewhoj May 24, 2009

Snow Job

after receiving oral copulation in an outdoor environment, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners face. Upon completion of his ejaculation he picks up a handful of snow, forms a snowball and pelts the woman in the face with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"

"Oh it was awesome, I gave her a snow job. She was PISSED"

by Jon Dough71 January 25, 2010