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fart lover

Someone who loves farts, they love the stink of the ass that rips it. they often plant there faces in peoples ass right after they had mexican. they are gat also fart with there boyfriend on the daily.
Me and my boyfriend are fart lovers, every day we stick our ass in each others face to let rip.
by Gasa blaster November 27, 2022
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Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after
Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Fart fan

A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have it’s remains thrown into a dumpster.
That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
I’m scared of that thing please don’t turn it on!
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Fart Boy

To begin, Fart Boy is not only a definition but it is a state of mind, a being, an aura perhaps. To be a Fart Boy means to be one with your inner-self, a spiritual being of fartness, not afraid to release the inner being of your Fart Boy and allowing the goofy side of one’s Fart Boy to flow. You would think to be a Fart Boy means to be a boy that farts, but in fact the opposite. A Fart Boy can be man or woman, being a Fart Boy encapsulates a certain type of energy that one has, that not all can bring to the table. A Fart Boy goes above and beyond your average human, in fact they succeed and excel in certain but simple behaviors including: sense of humor, “goofyness” as one would say, performing daily activities that doesn’t even make sense to the definition of fart boy. The list goes on.

You’ve probably reached this portion of the paragraph and thought to yourself, “I’m lost, Fart Boy hasn’t even been defined in any of this, wtf is a Fart Boy” and here is the technical answer to your question.
Fart boy- a person who is goofy unlike the rest; holds a certain aura/state of mind that is unhinged to the rest of the population, someone that holds a sense of humor like no other.
“Dude this man is goofy as fuck, I’ve never met someone this funny. There’s just something about him that makes him goofier than no other”

Damn bro… sure sounds like a Fart Boy to me.”
by Fartboy798 January 18, 2022
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get it farted on

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.
by 1030JH April 21, 2022
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fart face

tht gal got a fart face
by U dnt wanna know May 18, 2004
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Egg Fart

A gas cloud that is expelled by coworkers while eating lunch in their cube.
The cubefarm decided to eat lunch in the cafeteria after Matt tossed an egg fart their way.
by TroyDoode January 20, 2008
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