David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer

"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"

by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018

David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.

Oh that guy... he’s such a David.

by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

NSK David

The best rapper ever.

I just listened to the best rapper NSK David.

by Bob the booster October 7, 2020

David

The msot fuckin annoying chink i've ever seen in my life. Usually likes to cheat on every girl he has and gets dumped every single day. He has the biggest dick you would ever see and fuck every girl to death. Stay away from him

David is a block nigga that knows how to cheat on u.

by David has a big dick March 26, 2023

David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022

DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.

David, need any help

by Renia February 9, 2021