You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.
Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.
by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020
A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person
When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.
by YuOfTheNight September 2, 2020
The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini
Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream’
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is
by ZoeInnit February 19, 2023
A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.
John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.
by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023